Many years ago (last Tuesday), a weary reader emailed us to complain about the state of the world. Moments later, a mysterious banana materialised on their kitchen counter—perfectly ripe, no brown spots, practically glowing. The reader ate it, felt inexplicably cheerful, and reportedly found R200 in their pocket. So if you’d like to share a tip, a story, or a general cry into the chaotic void, simply contact Hey Banana. You may receive a reply… and, if the legends are true, the universe might just throw you an extra banana or two!